A few old jokes:
Coming out of his garage the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph.
Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house. Turns the TV to the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible". To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"
Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex...
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
** It is
perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in
** The Ten
Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
** If your
partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have
to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty
about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
** Nobody expects
you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest
** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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